• mrs. green: kevin
• kevin: mrs. green
• mrs. green: did you let your mother read the note?
• kevin: yes.i.did.
• mrs.green: well what did your mother say?
• kevin: *to his friends* its about to go down. *to his teacher* my mother told me to tell you to mind your mother fucking business bitch, little stupid bitch, little dumb teacher, 2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch, crossed eyed, crying down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple having ass bitch!........my friends in the back ground saying " ooooooooo he said she aint have no nipples!"
• you gotta love kevin hart! ♥ funny as hell comedian

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• Teacher: Just do your homework
• Doctor: Just eat healthy
• Mum: Just clean your room
• Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
• Friends: Just be socially active
• Life: Just be perfect
• Me: It's not that fucking easy guys

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electriczebras:

liesmith-loki:

Unlimited list of favorite scenes—Thor

Moment of doubt.

nOPE

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thiefofstars:

:o)

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pandanoi:

casarobot:

This motherfucker

Right here

Needs to get hired for comic art.

Body language ♥

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